deep in the Appalachian mountains forged in the fires fed by coal trained by the light of the fairy fountain he’ll never give up till he’s reached his goal robot ninja zombie bear fighting for freedom everywhere evil better say a prayer he’s the robot ninja zombie bear
from the streets of new york all the way to london he keeps us safe from terrorists with claws and teeth and throwing stars and a thirst for brains that will not quit robot ninja zombie bear he cannot die, he’s already there evildoers had better beware he’s the robot ninja zombie bear
his software was designed by google eningeers jony ive cut his exteriror from a single piece of aluminum Chuck Norris showed him how to be a ninja no one knows how he gained his zombie powers
fueled by salmon and organic honey with a direct line to the president his fu is strong his scabs are runny when trouble calls he’s on the scent
look, up in the air is that a bird or a solar flare? it’s got 10 limbs and’s shaped like a pear robot ninja zombie bear
i don’t remember if i did or i didn’t i can’t recall if it was or it wasn’t i can’t recollect if i should or i shouldn’t i forget if it is or it isn’t
i’ve got no memory of the place or the time i won’t have dreams about the how and the why i have misplaced the who and the what i’m missing the details
i’m not sure it matters just what i saw it makes no difference the things that i smelled who cares about what i touched who knows what i heard
I drive a slow and wary train one that makes a lot of stops the passengers are nervous they fiddle with their props they’ve decided not to move but to sit and watch the crops pass silent gold if my train had a wish he’d wish that he were longer that the will to explore new places was strong and getting stronger that his curiosity didn’t feel so wrong or that he didn’t feel so old
up and down the train yard everybody says the days on the other side are the better days but i don’t know i think i’ll go my route and see if i find out
in poughkipsee we took a bum in queens we got a king it’s all the same to me it doesn’t mean a thing if you’ve got the strength to stand you’ve got the heart to sing with a voice proud or meek there’s a missing link in ohai and a track unlaid in Dale i’ll ride down to the ocean and in the belly of a whale i’ll take this train to hell and i’ll bring it back rail by rail i’d do it even though i’m weak
my immune system s shot i feel another cold coming on ready or not so i’m gonna juice an onion some ginger and garlic and try to kill this bug before it makes me sick
