i don’t remember if i did or i didn’t i can’t recall if it was or it wasn’t i can’t recollect if i should or i shouldn’t i forget if it is or it isn’t
i’ve got no memory of the place or the time i won’t have dreams about the how and the why i have misplaced the who and the what i’m missing the details
i’m not sure it matters just what i saw it makes no difference the things that i smelled who cares about what i touched who knows what i heard
I drive a slow and wary train one that makes a lot of stops the passengers are nervous they fiddle with their props they’ve decided not to move but to sit and watch the crops pass silent gold if my train had a wish he’d wish that he were longer that the will to explore new places was strong and getting stronger that his curiosity didn’t feel so wrong or that he didn’t feel so old
up and down the train yard everybody says the days on the other side are the better days but i don’t know i think i’ll go my route and see if i find out
in poughkipsee we took a bum in queens we got a king it’s all the same to me it doesn’t mean a thing if you’ve got the strength to stand you’ve got the heart to sing with a voice proud or meek there’s a missing link in ohai and a track unlaid in Dale i’ll ride down to the ocean and in the belly of a whale i’ll take this train to hell and i’ll bring it back rail by rail i’d do it even though i’m weak
my immune system s shot i feel another cold coming on ready or not so i’m gonna juice an onion some ginger and garlic and try to kill this bug before it makes me sick
winter is leaving springtime’s on it’s way now’s the time for fun fun fun now is the time to play
rock cliimbing sky diving tennis golf boat tours street fairs and paintball manicure pedicure put your sandals on we’re going to the beach with groupon
you can find someone to help you clean your house or to landscape your yard car washes and boot camps to help your abs get hard
whale watching outdoor dining biking and walking tours for real! you can even rent a Segway groupon’s got all the best deals
humanity multitudinous and it inspires awe full of sadness and full of goodness we struggle to do our best through it all there is difference there is sameness but each voice a voice whether it boom or squeak and though we were all born and parent’s named us but in the lives we lead we are unique in a world ever changing sometimes we hide from what is strange but we can shape the rearranging thus becoming the only constant change
Song A Day #423. “The Wonders of the Mighty Powerstrip”
The plugged-in devices in your house may seem like innocent inanimate objects, but they’re actually evil creatures, sucking more and more energy, causing global warming and costing you lost of money. In this song, I reveal the simple but effective tool of their demise. The mighty powerstrip.
my love lay slain by a snake in a field and i vowed to bring her back by any strength that i wield no mere death won’t stop me for my love is pure and hot and beside my music my love is all i got
so i set out to locate those tunnels leading deep and i came upon the river styx where the boatman earns his keep and even as he barred my way with staff and coin and ring i brought up my ukulele and i started to sing
finally i came to the land of the dead and i saw the face that all men do dread and the face it spoke with words so cold and bleak that i felt that i was dying even as i heard him speak
abandon hope all ye that enter here though love be your purpose you live not without fear my heart has never known love and so i will not let her go not for you orfeo
oh good king you think you know everything but it’s love that binds the world and makes it whole you words move me not nor your song, i see your thought my heart will not be moved as is your goal i’d gladly give my life for hers as the world without her lives in a curse i’d die so she can keep her beauty in the world your precious life you’d give so that the one you love may live my sleeping heart is shaken life a banner fresh unfurled
the two of you may go but this doom i do decree you may turn around only once to make sure she’s following but if you should turn a second time then your quest will be undone she’ll remain with me and you’ll go back to the sun
and that’s the story of how i lost the woman that i love twice the first time by no fault of my own and the second time by my own vice for in the darkness and the shadow my thoughts began to quake and before i know what had happened i did a double take
my name is Eóin Fay i’m from sudbUry i’m a grammar nazi and i’m afraid of zombies i’m a nerd i’m addicted to sushi i love beer and have lots of tattoos and i’m irish and proud of it i’m an ass man not a boob man i’m afraid of: earwigs!
