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  1. Song A Day #309.  “Show Me Your Dorito Face.”

    FOR A CONTEST. I’LL KEEP YOU UPDATED
    What’s in a Dorito?
    Why does it make you jump out of your seat-o?
    Is it the cheesy cheesy can’t be beat-o?
    Or something more concrete-o?
    Show me your Dorito face!

  2. Song A Day #308.  “The Large Hadron Collider Still Doesn’t Work.”

    The large hadron collider
    is broken once again
    doesn’t it seem like someone somewhere
    is trying to tell us something?
    like maybe if they turn that thing on
    the world will explode
    do they even know what will happen
    tell me, do they know?

    oh the large hadron collider
    looking for the higgs
    boson but will they find it
    or will they send us to the big
    hole in the sky

  3. Song A Day #307.  “It May Feel Like Everything’s the Same.”

    on the banks of the river
    watching tugboats tug
    i looked to a squirrel for a hug
    instead i got an acorn
    thrown into my face
    and i cried

    why try to be something
    other than what you are
    ain’t nothing lies down that path but pain
    change is gonna happen
    when you least expect it
    but it may feel like everything’s the same

    on the top of a building
    watching cars like ants
    i asked a pigeon to dance
    instead i got some feathers
    spit out onto my shoe
    and i cried

    on the bottom of the ocean
    watching starfish crawl
    i asked a shark if she wanted to play baseball
    instead she up and ate me
    now i’m stuck inside her belly
    and i died

  4. Song A Day #306.  “Spell or Prayer.”

    I twisted through the darkened streets cause i had lost my way
    i’d told so many lies that i couldn’t keep them straight
    clearly this was punishment, this was how i’d have to pay
    once but twice as strong

    you can never really know what’s inside somebody’s head
    and when you think you’re sure that’s when someone winds up dead
    but you remember how she moved, can recall the words she said
    then again, you could be wrong

    and the tune that plays
    over all your days
    seems like a waste on you
    you’re a fire hose
    you’re a runny nose
    wearing panty hose for two
    you don’t know which
    lie to stitch
    it’s like a witches brew
    bits of hair
    falling everywhere
    with a spell or prayer you’re through

    I cut a path across the square and ended up on the edge of town
    looking back i knew i’d have to get to higher ground
    if the world crashed below me at least i’d be safe and sound
    sleep till morning light

    i struggled to my feet after slipping on a rock
    wondering where julie was i wished only for a clock
    the sun was all obscured by a dark and massive flock
    of parrots who spoke to me in their flight

    at the top of mount mcormish i stopped surveyed the land
    it would have helped to know what to do, to have some kind of plan
    as it was i stepped so blindly, leading with my hands
    could i speak the word

    a terror struck me in my heart like i had never felt
    and just as strong and quick the world began to melt
    i found myself in an empty space void of heaven or of hell
    but in my head i heard

  5. Song A Day #305.  “I Am Just a Messenger.”

    i am just a messenger from a town not far from here
    bearing news of your father’s travels
    he has crossed the bandy bridge, and heads towards everclear
    just as the sweater on his back unravels
    a woman travels with him now who’s name i did not get
    she has blue eyes and carries a wand
    where she comes from, i cannot say for sure and yet
    i think she comes from out beyond

    do not worry
    and do not cry
    he will return to you
    with a twinkle in his eye
    come september
    when the ground starts to freeze
    listen for the whinny of his horse
    on the autumn breeze

    i am just a messenger from a town not far from here
    bearing news of your father’s shadow
    i caught sight of him one day in june when the night was cool and clear
    just south i think of johnson’s meadow
    that woman he was with was there but she had somehow changed
    her eyes no longer blue, but blacker
    as if the sky had filled her eyes, i still don’t know her name
    i’m a messenger, not a tracker

    i am just a messenger from a town not far from here
    bearing news of your father’s ghost
    i have only the worst kind of news, i fear, i fear
    for your safety the most
    i witnessed a scene and i wish i could have known
    but there’s no way i could’ve predicted
    by the light of a fire the woman had grown
    and suddenly was afflicted

  6. Song A Day #304. “Cloud Computing for Beginners.” This is a song for the Appirio “Cloud Computing” video contest! http://dreamforce.appirio.com

  7. Song A Day #303.  “To Lon Harris who Called Me Creepy.”  Here’s the link where he calls me creepy: http://youtube.comedy.com/2.

  8. Song A Day #292.  “I’m Tired Halloween Weirdness.”  It’s weird, I’m tired, I know, I know.

  9. Song A Day #301.  “Keith Valley Middle School.”  For my new friends at Keith Valley Middle School!

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  12. Song A Day #300.  “A Creature of Habit.”

    a creature of habit
    a wish fulfillment puppet
    a breeze that doesn’t blow
    a mind that doesn’t know
    a hand of rock and roll

  13. Song A Day #299.  “Airplane to Tomorrow.”

    nothing in my life
    works just right
    everythings a little bit broken
    i try to patch it up
    but it’s never enough
    when i put out the fire
    they’re still smoknig
    miracles used to happen everyday
    now we’re stuck with cable news
    all the talking heads
    make me wish i were dead
    i wanna ride with athena and zues

    on the airplane to tomorrow
    got my ticket, i’m ready to go

    on one side is the dim of the night
    on the other the bright of daytime
    you’ll have to confer
    which you prefer
    or else you’re some kind of traitor
    men with long hair always seem
    to scare me
    like the lioness protecting her young
    dressed up nice
    at the den mother’s advice
    and heading out towards the setting sun

    on the airplane to tomorrow
    we’re gonna go where they can’t follow
    where the dreams are heavy and the heads aren’t hollow
    gonna go where it’s all o all o k

  14. Song A Day #298.  “I Never Promised.”

    you smashed the door down
    broke every single plate and glass
    you punched a hole in the wall

    did anyone ever tell you
    you look like a criminal?
    with your blood shot eyes
    and crooked smile

    i think i need a break from you for a while

    when your caged canary sings
    will you know the song
    will you sing along

    when the wind rips down your pride
    will you run and hide
    or admit you’re wrong

  15. Song A Day #297.  “NoSweatApparel.com.”