my immune system s shot i feel another cold coming on ready or not so i’m gonna juice an onion some ginger and garlic and try to kill this bug before it makes me sick
winter is leaving springtime’s on it’s way now’s the time for fun fun fun now is the time to play
rock cliimbing sky diving tennis golf boat tours street fairs and paintball manicure pedicure put your sandals on we’re going to the beach with groupon
you can find someone to help you clean your house or to landscape your yard car washes and boot camps to help your abs get hard
whale watching outdoor dining biking and walking tours for real! you can even rent a Segway groupon’s got all the best deals
humanity multitudinous and it inspires awe full of sadness and full of goodness we struggle to do our best through it all there is difference there is sameness but each voice a voice whether it boom or squeak and though we were all born and parent’s named us but in the lives we lead we are unique in a world ever changing sometimes we hide from what is strange but we can shape the rearranging thus becoming the only constant change
Song A Day #423. “The Wonders of the Mighty Powerstrip”
The plugged-in devices in your house may seem like innocent inanimate objects, but they’re actually evil creatures, sucking more and more energy, causing global warming and costing you lost of money. In this song, I reveal the simple but effective tool of their demise. The mighty powerstrip.
my love lay slain by a snake in a field and i vowed to bring her back by any strength that i wield no mere death won’t stop me for my love is pure and hot and beside my music my love is all i got
so i set out to locate those tunnels leading deep and i came upon the river styx where the boatman earns his keep and even as he barred my way with staff and coin and ring i brought up my ukulele and i started to sing
finally i came to the land of the dead and i saw the face that all men do dread and the face it spoke with words so cold and bleak that i felt that i was dying even as i heard him speak
abandon hope all ye that enter here though love be your purpose you live not without fear my heart has never known love and so i will not let her go not for you orfeo
oh good king you think you know everything but it’s love that binds the world and makes it whole you words move me not nor your song, i see your thought my heart will not be moved as is your goal i’d gladly give my life for hers as the world without her lives in a curse i’d die so she can keep her beauty in the world your precious life you’d give so that the one you love may live my sleeping heart is shaken life a banner fresh unfurled
the two of you may go but this doom i do decree you may turn around only once to make sure she’s following but if you should turn a second time then your quest will be undone she’ll remain with me and you’ll go back to the sun
and that’s the story of how i lost the woman that i love twice the first time by no fault of my own and the second time by my own vice for in the darkness and the shadow my thoughts began to quake and before i know what had happened i did a double take
my name is Eóin Fay i’m from sudbUry i’m a grammar nazi and i’m afraid of zombies i’m a nerd i’m addicted to sushi i love beer and have lots of tattoos and i’m irish and proud of it i’m an ass man not a boob man i’m afraid of: earwigs!
have you heard this joke? it’s funny. about a system out of whack how the banks all took our money and we’re trying to get it back trying to get it back but the banks all drag their heels just like we knew they would it’s time that we got real it’s time for Robin Hood
It’s the Robin Hood tax Do the Robin Hood dance Also known as the Financial Transaction Tax Some people call it FTT for short
all over the world hundreds of thousands of times a day financial assets are traded the robinhood tax, taxes these trades
like stocks, bonds and foreign exchange traded both physically and as derivatives options, forwards, futures and swaps we’re talking speculative banking so it won’t effect you or me
it’s the Robin Hood tax do the Robin Hood dance make the Robin Hood face yeah
the rate of the tax would be between .5% and .005% and implemented globally would raise 400 billion every year
it’s a day lost in time it’s not that it’s a shame or crime but you lose the day and the day gives way to bullshit and stuff as if you didn’t already have enough things to do the day makes you angry
contribution complicated by the inner critic hating all and more offering the only thing i sing as chickens beat their wings and still do not fly don’t fly chickens don’t fly chickens don’t fly mr. mystery is replicating all around me as i pick up my guitar the rock he brings to her as proof is proof enough but still he can’t fly can’t fly penguins don’t fly opening between the best and worst of times the time has nothing to say burying beneath the sand a head of fear and shame and gutless guilt she can’t fly ostrich can’t fly contribution complicated by the inner critic hating all and more wheels turn among the song of children playing in the park the sky look up in the sky humans can fly
I kind of want an iPad I kind of want one really bad Let’s just say that I’d be glad To get one as a birthday present If I don’t get one I’ll be kind of sad Less than pissed but just a little mad I kind of want an iPad But I don’t know why I do i don’t know why i do i wasn’t that impressed at the debut But my thoughts and feelings are kind of screwed when it comes to apple products i don’t know what i’d use it for but just knowing it was there in a drawer it’s the idea of it that i adore i resist but know i’ve lost it
oh i found out the thing i love the most i have to leave behind oh no one ever tells you that you’re on your own when you die some people try to take it with them when they go they don’t know some people cling like static to a balloon but they are fools
oh you can’t force the well to give you water when the rain hasn’t come oh you can’t make it rain or change your nature even if you cut off your opposable thumbs
some people they try and push it but the river goes where the river goes human beings have too much going on inside them oh this much i know
i’m going where the wind blows free i’m going where i can be me
