issac newton was a total badass he invented calculass T he principia mathematica he got totally radical he wrote opticks a theory of light issac newton, man, you’re all right
Issac Newton lived for 84 years That’s a really long time for way back then maybe he was an alien He never slept and he never ate He never took boys or girls on dates He did logarithmic functions for fun
He was into alchemy he was into the occult Maybe he was an alien But he didn’t know it But he didn’t know it! Issac Newton thought the world would end in the year 2060 Goes to show he doesn’t know everything Everyone knows 2012 is the year
Issac Newton was friends with John Locke Not the guy from lost, but the famous philosopher Issac asserted that christ wasn’t God. He drank a lot of Mercury He was knighted by the queen He even had an arch nemeisis named robert hook They were enemies till the day hook died
