Song A Day

  1. Song A Day #286.  “Frack the Dow Jones.”

    show me one man who gives a flying frack about the dow jones industrial
    and i’ll show you a crook, a liar and a big asshole
    congradu-frakin-lautions it’s reached 10000 again
    just a year off of when
    you brought us to the brink
    and meanwhile the jobless rate is growing
    and showing no signs of any inclination to shrink

    the dow, it doesn’t mean anything
    you make it seem important but it’s not
    and now i’m sick of all the coverage it’s still getting
    all your wheeling dealing betting it’s got to stop

    so frack the dow jones
    and frack the nasdaq
    let’s get back to real wealth
    we’ve gotta get back
    let’s get back to making things
    let’s grow some tomatoes
    placing bets with other’s money
    let’s face it, is pretty gross

    what the frack are you doing?
    you’re letting them get away
    they’re back up and running
    so now they have to pay
    they owe us all this money
    you’re gonna let them squander
    if it were up to me
    they’d be wandering the wilderness

    if it were up to me
    they’d be strung up by their balls
    and made to say, “i’m sorry for all the pain that
    i have caused”
    if it were up to me
    all their money would be taxed
    and delivered to the people
    in huge glowing goldman sacks

    but it’s not up to me
    obama, lead the way
    all i’ve got are songs
    in which i’d like to say

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