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Hill Roll # 1
9am-Goto park with grassy hills like landscape.
930am-Pretend to be “walking dog” as so other ppl
already at park do not think me crazy.
945am-Found perfect hill.
950am-Got up courage to throw ball for dog, and
then run after him and “trip” rolling down aforementioned hill.
952am-Realized that 38 yr old body does not roll
like it did as a child….
953am-Laying on back at bottom of hill
956am-STILL laying on back. Trying to make sure
I didn’t break anyhting, also fending off dog who thinks
I am playing new sort of game.
958am-Assure ppl coming over to see if I am ok,
that I truley am fine. Tell them about assignment in
attempt to look less like a dork. Several
ppl decide to visit site.
1000am-Realize that not only am I a trend setter, but
I may have dog poo on the back of my jacket…
1001am-Defanatly have dog poo on the back of my
jacket!
1011am-Rip off jacket and stalk to car….
-D.L. McBean
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